canadad:

*randomly feels pain on a random part of my body* oh god here we go im gonna die

(via inmyw0rld)

hatzigsut:

hackers need to get on the ball and leak some shit for the people.

leak darren wilson’s current location.

hack my credit score.

hack sallie mae and forgive all debts.

(via chemman9)

detroitdreads313:

If you knew me a year ago, I’m not the same person.

freshest-tittymilk:

Convincing yourself not to slip back into old habits and mentalities is so fucking hard

(via branbebo)

kngshxt:

When I get rich I will own an endless supply of grey sweats and black t-shirts.

foxxycleopatra:

"Call 1-800-steemer. Stanley Steemer gets carpets cleaner!"

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(Source: britanymurphy, via cakemountain)